Monday, July 11, 2005

I hate macs.

Why?

I've been spreading the word lately about how good Macs are, trying to get people to get Mac's because how great their OS is, how reliable it is and how ever so pretty it is.

I feel so betrayed like a bad break up, and I want to come crawling back to Microsoft but I can never show my face there again.

WELL! Mother fucking piece of shit....

I had written a REALLY long blog. I was about to post it when the mac died on me. This happy message with a grey background saying I had to restart just came out of no where. It was conveniently displayed in 2 other different languages which made me furious. Then there was a nice picture display with the "power up" sign was in the background made me want to throw this laptop against a wall, imagining it smashing to pieces made me smile.

Like mac's way of saying "sorry dude about this abrupt mistake in our OS, but to make it better we've put this in other languages and pretty graphics on the back"...

Here's my reply... FUCK YOU.

Fuck you and die you fucking cunt.

Imagine if I was actually writing something more important, like my script, my assignment do I have to always save after every sentence now that it feels like this grey screen might appear out of no where when you aren’t doing anything suspicious. Christ I'm not even surfing on pornographic sites... (yet) so what's the deal?

No messages telling me i should save my work or the mac doing it for me... just a convenient "you need to restart"
and no amount of key punching, swearing can change this.

For fucks sake it might as well down turn off. I would've felt a little easier.

Anyway... besides my point of MAC ARE SHIT DON'T EVER BUY ONE...
My original post had more of the following:

I'm unwell. I have a virus and I feel like shit.
The firm is well.
Mum is in Sydney.
Cousin Karen is coming down from Sydney.
Batman 9.5/10
Mr & Mrs Smith 7/10
Steamboy 4/10.

And finally. I hate macs. I resent my mac...

Arseholes, I want my data back. Can i be bothered doing the full movie reviews again?

Yes, but probably on a Windows OS. Fucking cunt.

-Jay

6 Comments:

At 1:04 am, Blogger LOki said...

you don't hate your mac, jase.

but like i always say (or at least always think):

"...if we never acted on impluse, life would be pretty ordinary."

you can hate your mac for now, but in time you'll learn to love it (again).

-LOki

 
At 5:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Well Well come crawling back again... if you only knew the power of Microsoft... oh wait my comp just froze .... bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
At 10:33 pm, Blogger ToFu said...

lol @ chow.

-Jay

 
At 4:17 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you drink baboon balls sweat for $1000 bucks? Jason? Monin?

 
At 5:53 pm, Blogger CJ said...

Your MAC saw your face so died... Aww that was mean, aiy you will love it soon, switch back & you will go back to MAC. haha

 
At 12:29 am, Blogger ToFu said...

Baboon Ball sweat.

It's like salt water if u ignore the fact that it is secreted from the testicle of a baboon so i probably will...

Make sure u stand about 5 meters away from when i do and have my 1k ready.

-Jay

 

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