Extra chunky Jiff

I stepped in dog crap today thanks to Monin's guidance. Monin and i were sipping out hot chocolate as he walked me home from his place...

It felt so squishy... and i walked on thinking "hmm, could it be what i think it is?"

We stopped, had a sniff... turn on the mobile light and my worst fear was confirmed.
Looks like wet mud, smelled like Allans ass at a terminal distance.

Fucking gross.

-Jay