and what a memorable night t'was...

Lam's birthday.

Kicked off at a decent pace at his house. There we indulged in King prawns, oysters (eww disgusting gooey pieces of snot, hehe hate to see the single people who ate those last night), spring rolls, shark fin/ egg hybrid soup and other fine vietnamese delicacies.
Quite a large number of people who showed up i knew so it made it less awkward than i thought it would be. I was glad to see people i haven't seen in awhile like Bonnaz and Petey vu etc...

Which reminds me, indoor hammocks are the best investions to date.
Also had the doors slammed on me twice, once by Lisa and the other by Derrick, thanks guys.

Anyhoo, i thought that would be the end of my evening with the dinner party coming to a close and most people packing up to leave for Next Blue.

I didn't feel like clubbing, and for some reason i don't have the urge to go anymore so i thought i would give it a miss. A couple of things happend that night that really made me think, Peter was going and he was sick like me because it was for Lam, Derrick did the same also except he was really tired, likewise with Tao. I figured yep, i'll do the same.

So off we went to Blue it up. I kind of got the feeling Tuan is annoyed with me and my indecisiveness these last couple of days... But i really didn't know what to choose. Go home and rest or cark it and party it up.

Party it up we did.

There's reasons why i'm extremely glad i went and obvious reasons why i should'nt have.
At blue, i bumped into heaps of old friends, like Diem (and Hubby Michael), Gracie, Stacey, Anesco and people i havent seen in yonkers. I really didn't anticipate to see Diem. Saw "nigga-g" hanzel at crown aswell and i havent seen or heard of that guy in 2 years. I'm glad to see he hasn't changed his rastafarian / homie ways and he introduced me to his two completely white anglo "cousins", seemed really odd cuz they looked really backpacker like. Their swedish smiles compared to hanzels "ghetto" grin is something i won't be able to erase from my memory in awhile. Maybe "ghetto" language for cousins mean his mad ho's or something...

Anyway, inside the club it was 500 degrees, i had a migraine and possibly a slight hangover despite only drinking 3-4 bourbon and colas (can't remember).

It was the first time i was definately sure i was not drunk (i would know, Peter Vu's deadly two shot 151.) but i felt completely sick. I couldn't dance and i just needed to close my eyes. I remember there was a period where i just sat down, looked at the time which was 1:54am and just pretended i was back home sleeping. The stench of alcohol and cigarettes didn't bother me anymore but i remembered why i was doing this in the first place. So about an hour later and the best power nap i ever had, i was back live and kicking (literally!)

Overall Blue was ok, Lam got wasted (damn he's heavy for a short slim guy or i'm really weak...)
Pham spiked Allan's drink and bwhahaha, nathan jibbed Phil, Allan and Lam that his alledged tequila shot (complete with salt and lemon) was actually cetruce (can't spell it). That was funny.

The creme de la creme of the evening which i think everyone would agree would be when we left the club. We tried to find cabs but there was this huge queue and my hunger, headache and drowsiness really kicked in. Hehe, best part was this guy came up and spoke to i think John or something and offered a lift, $10 bucks each in a.... here it comes

*drum roll*

A LIMOSINE!!!! Hahahahaha! Dude! i didn't even ride a limo to my Yr 12 formal.

Haha Pham and i took shotgun and the rest of the guys; Tuan, Allan, Lam, Tao, Derrick and Petey were in the back.

Got the driver to make a couple of stops to drop people off and we were left with Tuan who at this stage was clearly exhausted and moody which i don't blame him. The rest of the guys including myself were extremly tired aswell. We got the driver to drop us off about 10 minutes from Lams house and the poor guy could barely walk. I summed up all my might to try and aid him to walk but in the end they were the ones helping me because i was scared myself i was gonna faint. I could feel myself trailing slower and i don't know how i even made it back to Lams house.

After that whole ordeal, i somehow managed to drive peter, tuan and pham home with Lam's car because the limo guy could only drop off at the center of all the other guy's houses. Allan kindly allowed me to crash over cuz i didn't think i could make it home by myself. So there we were, and i slept at about 7am and Dad calls me at 11am telling me he's outside my house and he's eager to fix poor disabled sprinter. Argh, so i got up at about 11:30 and Dad cruised me back home. We spent the next 3 hours fixing the car which start working after the oil change (it was pure black) and cleaned up the distributor and spark plugs and leads. Starts up beautifully now but still needs that tune. Afterwards, he got us pizza and here i'm writing it all.

Phew!~

It was truly a great evening. One that reminded me of how the old days used to be, and i'm really glad to see the people are still around. I'll have to call Diem for that coffee sometime.

Right now i think i'll take my long awaited nap.

-Jay

p.s: Pictures will be up when i can get em.
p.p.s: Allan has reminded me i had the door slammed on my again at next blue, that's right except at that stage i can't remember which fucker it was. Hahaha. That makes 3 door slams in 1 evening. Man i must be getting popular or what?!

Argh, not now!!!

Yep it's official.

I'm definately sick.
How weird that during school period i could last t'ill 7am no worries.
Now i can barely make it till 12...

I feel like crap, and what's worse is the fact that there's like 3 nights of clubbing i might miss out on.

I do want to go "bounce" because entry is cheap and almost everyone is going...
I HAVE to go "next blue" cuz that's Lam's birthday and i'm so scared i'll cark it bad, leaving the club all stuffed but not from the alcohol (for once).

Geez these holidays is a shocker. What's worse is that i was really looking forward to it.
*sigh* plenty more oppurtunities in the future but....

Hmmph, far as i'm concerned; i'll definately try to make the best of it until i really cark it.
Next semester is gonna be hell with 3 finance subjects and the dawnting fact or maybe 4 depending whether i passed this semester's finance exam too.

I feel normal but i'm abnormally hungie all the time, and i get tired extremly easy probably due to the fact that my body battling it out with the winter flu.

I can sort of still just relax and spend my time modelling, watching anime... but that's reserved for uni. Argh... how can i find a job at this state too?

The boys played table tennis tonight, and i felt so close to just drifting off (not in the sprinter, that's broken) but i had trouble keeping my eyes open.

On another note, never try to degrease your engine bay with a bottle of water next to the distributor... i'm now officially immobile until the problem with my car gets resolved and i hope i have a lot of generous friends who can drive me. Crap, what if i need smokes and no one can drive me?

Guess i'll have to do without that luxury now anyway... 'sides... smoking does'nt do justice on the throat.

Nothing but disappointment, but i'll go gung ho now and use the next 2 weeks to recover.
Stupid move but it's the sanest choice.

Party u-- *faints*

-Jay

Holiday progress...

3 Days in and i think i've made decent progress.

I got time to adjust the brakes and stuff on my sprinter with my Dad. Some real father son bonding.
Had no idea my dad knew so much about cars, but then again i've heard that from other people too.

Dad are ... guys i guess... instead of modifiying cars back in their day maybe they were modifiying their carbureators. Who knows?

Well the sprinter should stop a little better and i've replaced the front indicator which should stop it bloinking so fast. Next is the overdue service, got some castrol magnetec and not sure how good that stuff is...

Anyway, i've ordered a couple of models off ebay cuz hlj.com takes forever. Seriously, ordered the models like a month ago and they havent even shipped it yet. It angers me cuz its a god damned business.

Hmm, i think i got sick after the exams. This wouldn't be the first time it's happend too. I so tired quickly and i keep coughing. Just my luck eh?

What else odd is the fact that i sleep at around 10-11pm and wake at 9am. This should be happening during uni, not holidays. Topsy turby world.

Well it's 9:15am, might grab some McDonald's breakfast.
It seems this holidays isn't exactly how i saw it to be...

-Jay

* D_runken Monkies *

if you guys remember the earlier post where i blabbed on bout some party i threw at my house, well my friend just sent me some pictures she scanned. heres a few of them (most of them were pretty embarrassing (not for me! pfft like i have any shame) but some wer just plain nasty!


the Drunken Monkies gang. when we're SOBER! ok that made alot of sence...


michael jackson eat yer heart out! me ashamed i think not


man, i dont even remember this one bit...

BOOM TIME BABY!!!!

It here, it's finally here.

Time was 4:45pm on June 21.
I could've seriously aced the last exam, my notes i wrote covered exactly what the exam asked, got lazy to bother learning the terms and definitions.

No words can express my excitment. I've been smiling for the last 40 minutes.
Got out of the exam theatre with my victory smoke, got into the old sprinter and gave it a good ol' fashioned fanging (until i got caught up with peak hour traffic so i got to fang a good 20m or so :P) and let the subwoofer rip.

I didn't give a shit what kind of faces blokes going home from the offices were giving me, i didnt care that i was scaring the daylights out of soccer mums and their stupid soccer kids in their toyota tarago.

Today is my day.

Dayum, the possiblities to do anything i bloody hell want for another 3 weeks... Catching up all the things i'be been postponing and the people i promised to catch up with.

Careful world, Jay's on a permanent sugar high for the next 3 weeks.

In the words of someone wise and great : "PARTY UP MOTHER FUCKER!" -Tuan
Yes, party up indeed brother. *nods*

-Jay

YOSHAAA!!!!

Living it up in luxury

Made a discovery today, after following the example set by Chow. (Kudos chow)

When u need to hang number 2's and don't want to feel saturated by the disgusting smell of other people's turds, go to the diabled toilets.

They're clean (you can really see white on the bowl, no streches, no slippery slide marks!)

They don't smell.
They never run out of toilet paper.
There's not odd brown patches on the floor.
There's no hobo in a cubicle asking you for spare change.
and finally,
They're huge... makes u feel like a king.

Omer said, simple thing amuse simple minds, well it's obvious...

Ah god i'm sad. The only highlight that i can post today other than studying is discovering a disabled toilet. -_-

Oh yeh, Since Allan insisted on it, i'll post it. I burnt my tongue on a really hot meat pie... but god almighty it was tasty. The new four n twenty chuky meat pies. Secret is 3.5 mins upside down, flip it over for another minute and voila!!!

I need some excitment in my life. Now where'd i put that mini RC?

-Jay

DIX and A HALF

DIX and A HALF
farking hell

The final stretch

The holidays are so close with one more exam to go on Monday.

So far, it has been nothing but suprises along the way and with this year too.
Firstly is the behaviour from everyone. Since the start of this semester, i was glad to see that everyone has been consistently relaxed and well... loud really.

It would seem that most of us have regrouped since the last days of Yr 12 and everyone seems closer than ever before. This attitude has been passed to the exam period aswell where you can expect to see many of us down at coffee or something.

*sigh* I should really do some work after this, however the motivation isn't there simply because this is a management subject (hope my tutor and lecturer doesn't see this.) and i will probably underestimate the exam.

That is the second thing i've noticed too, exams i thought would be simple; that is data modelling was by far the hardest exams i sat this semester and the easiest was finance which i completely freaked myself out. Phil and Angela should know.

Seems if this is the pattern on the exams, i'll have to go full out on management. But ... it's management!!!

Downloaded the Anthony Robbins motivational lectures online... ha, didn't really work.
Guess if i was that built and that rich i'd be laughing like he is aswell.

Final stretch now, and i pray i can go for that cruise i've been post poning for awhile.

-Jay

Why you shouldn't Cheat in your Exams!

im not sure if im allowed to post this picture here cuz of the subtle nudity. i apologise if ur offended. if not, well enjoy it while its here! :)

A meal a day and sleep deprivation, arghhh

I havent been home, nor eating or sleeping right or at all these last few days...

i was awake for 40 hours on tuesday-wednesday... and gawd i feel tired... duh gee wat else wud i feel

farking hell dis is annoying da hell outa me...

havent been home, not have i been studying (for the last 3-4 days)... been occupied...
ive been taking my brothers to skool earli in the morning and picking them up again, been running around (driving around) paying bills, collecting things, shopping, this and that and driving to Monash Clayton like 3-4 times or more a day... arghh dam parking fees killing me

Wish i didnt have next weeks exams to worry about...

and NO i am not lazy to study.. well I am but thats not the reason why im not studying this time... so u shush jay :P i know i sed laziness is an incurable disease.. and yes it still is!

anyways... yeah hmmmmmz

DAM gay Farking Pieca crApz of a LIfE hehehehehe jk.. sorta.. kinda.. duno ;p

SOLD!!!

Ironically, about 7 hours ago i wrote a entry about the most brilliant anime masterpieces i've ever seen. Strangely enough, i think this is one too...

One of life's equilibrium things...
Here's a new science concept:

[The law of stupidity] - By Dr. Jason Chung
As consistant with gravity, a step forward in mankind milestone will be inadvertedly be minused by the constant of "moron" with the numerical value of :345 - DICKHEAD to the power of 10.

Yes kids, you heard it here first.
ANd don't even think of ripping of my jokes ;) I know where you live!

Classic... sheer japanese stupidity classic. I'd seriously wear those if i had one. As a joke of course. ;)

Enjoy.

-Jay

to insanity... and beyond!

i think, as most of us know, the exam period does have a tendecy to drive people mad. poor jase has just lost it. request to jase's sanity: can you find where the hell mine went?

hang in there guys, its only a few weeks away.

-LOki

I've seriously gone mad.

GOOONE!
It's gone.

All of it's gone, wooo buy buy see ya.

One minute you're defending the whole galaxy and suddenly you find yourself sucking dargerlings with little Antoinette and her sister.

DON'T YOU GET IT?! YOU SEE THE HAT???

I AM MISSUS NEEZBIT!!!!

... im going to bed. I'll see that doctor.... nnnnnext week.

-Jay

This was a recent photo... :)

Bumble bee bumble bee bumble beeeeeeee

"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" -Apu

Well that's exactly how i'm feeling at the moment. Probably worse.
I definately need to put "no more cramming" as a academic objective next semster. I feel like shit.

It's freezing in my room, my hands are numb, i'm out of cigarettes (thanks for the re-supply lam! but yep they're all gone now.) and i'm totally losing it.

I think i'm learning something though.

God, now my shoulder is hurting. Probably get slapped with the cold next, if the skizephrenia doesn't kick in first.

Did you hear something? Nevermind. No shut up you! Who said that?

*nasty left eye twitching*

Hehe, i think it's funny how everyone is looking forward to the holidays. Chilling back, coffee nights, pool, cruises but i think realistically everyone's just gonna be drained, stuffed and skizerphrenic... well so says George. We go way back george and i.

Mmm, this cold chocolate milk and cold pizza from tonight is really hitting the sweet spot. Damn, need a cigarette now. I'd better pass... get passed off.

*sigh*

I'm feelin' ya homies, werd to my brother and sisters in the crib (uni) with the low down. I'll buss em caps if they done pass me, recognise.

Shit, i'd better stop writing. Making a complete idiot of myself. I already am i bigger idiot for publishing this.

I need a hug :(
*arms wide open*

-Jay

...


..
.
Thanks George :)

Lester & Jay

thats huy in the background by the way. This was taken on the way home from jackst. i went searching thru some old photos on my computer and stumbled into this. MUAHHA jason still looks the same. btw jay, im not trying to pay u out ya goof.

dont worry ill find sumthing worth getting you back for hehehe... i hope

Response to degradating societal values re: Miriam

Sorry Monin, i felt this was more appropriate than a comment.

LOki said...

"people who send in stuff to "australia's funniest home videos" do it voluntarily, and i think a lot of the time incidents where people break their limbs makes them realise things could have been a lot worse, and that might warrant them to look back and laugh.

like tofu said re: tuan, bad shit happens. but when you get through it all and look back, you gotta admit most of the time it's kind of funny. of course there are degrees of "bad shit" that happens, but the things we laugh at or find amusing tend to be those that we recover from, both physcially and emotionally.

i agree however, with the whole "miriam" thing that it's perverse and potentially traumatising for the guys invovled. producers of the tv show, and miriam him/herself are absolutre retards if they think that ratings and prize money are any justification for what they're putting the contestants through.

i dont think people laugh at what's going on in "miriam"; its a reality show, not a comedy. people watch them because the people on the shows are put through situtaions where their emotions - non-scripted or rehearsed - are put to the test. in "big brother" we saw the whole deal, and on "miriam" they're pushing it a bit further and seeing how guys who thought they were after a chick feel when they find out she is in fact a he.

people don't enjoy wathcing others suffer, i think its more to do with the concept that they're glad they're not in that situation. its a bit of a paradox, i admit, but i personally don't find "miriam" entertaining at all. and people's suffering - in recoverable ways - kind of funny in context. all the shit you see on television where people injure themselves, even seriously (ie shark attacks, or rollerblading mishaps), the people involved can look back and laugh.

humanity isn't sadistic, it just realises that hey, there are plenty of worse things that could happen."

Bravo man.
Although i did nearly fall off my chair in the last episode (not that i followed the series, but it's the anticipated climatic moment the show is all about) i cried laughing to see that dudes face. Yeh i know it sucks but human nature (im telling the truth, despite putting myself in a position to look hypercritical)

DICKS! - literally.

The others guys laughed at the winner and i'm quite sure i'm not the only one.
Poor bastard, anyway... keep on truckin'

-Jay

Princess Mononoke

While trying to take a short nap, i put on this old film i have titled "Princess Mononoke" or "mononoke hime" as it is appropriately pronounced in japanese.

It's not as commercial or "genki genki" as most anime's are nowadays but i sat through the whole movie and didn't do what was my true intention; to sleep by watching a movie.

Sorry Phil, your advice didn't work this time.

I've seen this movie about 4 times, and it's been a number of years since i've last seen it.
The movie is probably the most brilliantly written masterpiece by the same people at studio Ghibli that bough other great titles like spirited away.

Why is this movie the greatest?
Like Monin wrote earlier in regards to Futurama, it also deals with societal issues. The storyline is not complex, what is however is the writers unbelievable ability to capture human nature in it's rawest and most potent form. There is no real "bad guy" but a bold statement critisizing the abitions of the human race and at times is very biased but i believe it is true. (Too many selfish assholes out there.)

Anyhoo, the characters were all extremely well developed and the animation style is smooth and gladly not mainstream anime (i love style in drawing / animation). The quiet achiever in this film is also the musical score composer, can't read japanese to acknowledge the name but it's nothing but sheer beauty. Second to none.

My favourite piece is track number 30, look for it in kazaa "Ashitaka and San."
I've sent it to numerous people through msn to appreciate this type of genre but for those who have not downloaded it, i truly recommend it.

The story is perfect from start to finish. 10/10.
Despite not really studying for what is a really important exam tomorrow, i feel a great sense of liberty, joy, pride and knowing how beautiful the world can be through the eyes of someone else.

I guess this goes back to my dream of opening an animation studio. Nothing would make me happier to be on this Earth than to produce fine works like Mononoke. It is an inspiration, and a great honor to have been alive to witness and experience one of the greatest works out of Japan.

-Jay

N.B. Don't have it? Ask Allan. He's got everything any hardcore otaku needs. 'Cept cigarettes.

mononoke

FUTURAMA: your guide to the universe

it's amazing that a cartoon show can provide so many insights into society, culture, and beliefs. whilst a superficial viewing of the show is enough to make it entertaining and fulfilling, looking beyond the celluloid can make the futurama even better than what it already is.

from beginning to end, each episode in the currently four-season series has brought to light some insight into societal values, trends, beliefs etc. even if in a satirical way, futurama makes comments on 20th century society and is constantly comparing it to the future world the show is set it.

phillip j fry (maybe a ode to "homer j simpson"?) is the main character here, and his trial and tribulations through the series brings to our attention the things we hold dear to ourselves.

the writers of futurama, i think are absolute geniuses when it comes to 20th century contemporary culture. all the episodes highlight something that we are all familiar with. not only that, each concept in the series is backed up by theoretical considerations that generally go unnoticed in a cartoon format. but still, futurama is one of those cartoon series that just makes you love being alive in the 20th century. it makes you appreciate things you always seem to take for granted. i could probably go one for a while about this series, but that would means i'd go through every episode with a fine-tooth comb.

if you get the chance, there are a few episodes that you really have to see:
"Jurrasic Bark"
"The Sting"
"I Dated a Robot"
"A Tale of Two Santas"

as my first real contribution to tofu's blog, i would like to advocate and justify the imporantance of cartoons and even comics - mark wade and alex ross's "kindgom come" is a testament to this genre.

matt groening, i salute you.

Laters to Lesta.

This was a webcam conversation that went a step too far (i won't post the other pictures.)

But anyway, as advice to lester (pictured above) never go on the net when u look like ur half stoned half asleep.
Chow (Bottom).

I'll let you kids decide for yourself. (click on pic for bigger picture.)

-Jay

"Laters to Lester" An absolute classic.

Why do Bad things happen to Good People?

Why do Bad things happen to Good People?

and no I'm not talking about poverty, scandals, sex-trade at this point, I'm talking about illness... life threatening or extreme illnesses which will effect everyone you're related to...

So why do bad things happen to good people?

It's not because I CBF doing the chores mom does, take brothers to school, drive em back, do a bit of shopping, do a bit of cooking here and there, but the fact that it effects everyone as a whole and overall in time... sigh....

It's not confirmed yet or treated yet but from what it says on the internet it could lead to permanent things eeeeek..

Hopefully when mom gets it checked out tomorrow at the doctors, it will be a curable illness but for now we can only pray....

So can you tell me, why do bad things happen to good people?

[ar-l@n]

UTZ! 2 down, 2 to go!

Hahaha funniest thing happend.

Got a parking fine from caufield, who'd would've thought they checked in the gate concrete area?
Damn, that 20 bucks could've done me KFC for another day or two.

Anyway, during my exam, i think cuz i was really exhausted and hungie i wrote down smartarse comments.
Like:

"McDonalds is now using paper where previous they used poly--(bah i forgot) to wrap their burgers. <-- wait wait i remember its polystyrene!"

Word for word.
I started getting delirious and made it so like the writing slowly fell off the page.

Well i got 80% of done and i guess i got cocky cuz i was craving for food. But im confident i'll be alright.

Jay's Exam Tip: Don't write smartarse comments in your exams ;)

-Jay

UPDATE: There's nothing more awkward than your semi-illiterate mother storming in your room after watching a "interesting" session of Jerry Springer and asks what a "crack whore" and a "fat ho" means. *shakes head*

The password is "nipple!"

The title is a shout out to Jover.
I remember him and Vito used to whisper that in class back in Yr 11 and still i have the slightest clue where it was from.

Hmm, it wouldn't be suprising to see the poll unanamously voting i was queer, but third nipple?
I'll show u guys next time 'round ^_^ Could be a pimple, cuz be a mozzie bite, could be a nipple.

Hehehe.
Thanks to Angela, Allan and Lester for contributing.
Extra credit to Angela who worked on my blog relentlessly. :)

-Jay

Loner

geez not only have i moved away from all my close friends to live in a dump town, ive been left home alone for a week.
its 3 am and im still up. writing a fkn blog! i cant be fucked studying so im not going to bother attempting to force myself to do anything, even tho my exam is in 7hours from now.

sorry for a pretty depressing post. dont feel sorry for me. im having a ball chain smoking winfield golds, blowing rings in my room. my lungs are begining to cark it and i thinking its time to clean my ashtray, its overflowing with ash and a few 5 cent peices.

i havent stepped a foot out of my house at all today, or yesterday even. (well other than crossing the road to buy my smokes from the service station.) my days are getting very interesting.

for example: i vaccumed my house today. yes i was that bored. its still fkn dirty! im tired and i wanna head to bed but im too lazy to even do that. i might just light up another cigarette and hopefully i fkn die from it!

i should purchase myself a copy of anthony robins get the edge! ...or just get myself a girlfriend so she can slap me around when im goin lazy again.

Let's GO!

[Time left] : 8 hours and 54 minutes
[Target] : Buyer Behaviour Exam MKC2110
[Location] : Caufield Racecourse
[Status] : READY

Ok, After reviewing my notes, i'm Ready. The anxiety is killing me now and obviously i doubt any kind of sleep is possible, now where'd the booze go? Grr DAMN YOU TUAN!

Anyway, i have completed my honor's list. Those who have come and sometime go in different stages of my life who contributed to who i'm today. Nearly 21 years old and could've been more dumb if it weren't for you, this list is a special thank you.

Thank you for your compassion, grace, care, advice and thanks for making me the person i'm today.
*bows*

*Takes his sword and charges at caufield racecourse*
I'm Ready. :)


-Sir Jayus
[Good Luck everyone!!!]

Coffee/Chat Session

Man, can't wait til everybody finishes their exams...

Not so much that it will mean the "end of sleepless nights", but I mean... when was the last time all of us went out to have coffee and a good chat?

Don't we all miss:

- Allan's pyromaniacy and constant obsession with sugar sticks;
- Lam's obsession with Usher;
- Jay's endless jokes and personal endeavours;
- Tuan's clubbing mishaps; and
- Boy, can't wait til Ash comes back and shares his "sexual" adventures with us.

Hey kids, put a comment at the end of this post to let all of us know when your last exam finishes...

-AnJ @:---{-----

The Dealio with Miriam

Where is TV heading towards nowadays, honestly. How low will they go? It's ridiculous how deep some producers are prepared to sink to attract an audience.

You've all seen There's Something About Miriam.... you've all laughed, you've all stared lock-jawed yet felt grotesque... yet you would rate the show an absolute hit.... But would you laugh though if you WERE the marine biologist, or the lifeguard who actually made-out with her?

It all started when the producers of "There's Something about Miriam" placed newspaper ads soliciting for men who wanted to participate in "the sexual adventure of a lifetime". Blokes who were "up for anything" were invited to apply. The winning contestant, the guy who triumphs in most of the physical challenges and impresses the lady, gets $24,000 and a week on a luxury yacht with the "J-Lo lookalike who's got it all".

Indeed, Miriam's got it all, including breast implants, testicles and a penis (mm yummy). So the joke's on these poor blokes who are jumping through hoops to win the attention of a woman "who's no ordinary woman".

Well, one thing's for sure.... the contestants who volunteered for "the sexual adventure of a lifetime" never signed up for the "few unexpected bits in her package".

Lucky you didn't apply, hey.

But my point is, that our society's morals are degrading. Remember "Australia's Funiest Home Videos"? Do you remember how loud you laughed when you saw that guy fall off a horse and broke his arm? Would you laugh so hard if you WERE that man? Honestly, comedy is becoming more and more dirty. What will they think of next?

Reality tv shows are becoming more and more popular though, but why? Because we as humans yearn to see the suffering of others and laugh at other's demise.... thats today's comedy...

-AnJ

basa & KFC

cute... 

"No Hope" of going to work

Man, I intended to go to work today, but at this rate it doesn't seem like it's going to go through, as it is already 4:00am and work starts at 6:00 and i need to wake up at around 5 to get ready for work and stuff, dam I need to pull my act together sigh.....

Life is a cruel thing
World is a cruel place

-allan

"Hope"

.. Just taking a small break.
Cram studies don't usually make me nostalgic but there was once a time where every felt like it was falling, my world just seemed so dark and every minute of everyday seemed a waste.

Someone i know, someone who was as wise and a exceptional chain smoker told me the hardest thing for someone to do is to pick themselves up when they fall. This incredibly wise and passionate person told me all the great people in the past no matter their status or position has fallen many times and what seperates us from greatness to failure is the determination to succeed.

Though he and i have not spoken in awhile, i believe those words will never leave me, nor will the image of his greatness. I guess this entry to to honor him for being there for me when times got extremly tough and i vowed i would never forgot the kindness of others and the persistance of ones dreams.

When things did hit rock bottom, i drew a picture of myself in a A4 sheet. Pictured was me in a dark and witthered room. There picture was me sitting at a desk staring at this plant who seemed almost witthered by the darkness and from that there is one bright green leaf.

Though at times in everyone's life people fall, getting up is the hardest. Someone asked me the other day what's the point of even living or going through the shit everyone has to... i replied i don't more more than he did except you get up and do the best you can because i believe there's so much in life, so much one can influence and change.

Of course ultimately i said this with the image of all the people in my life who gave me meaning and made me the person i'm today. My treasured friends, collegues, family who've stood by me are the ones worth falling and getting back up for.

Im my darkest hour, and the darkest day of days they are my hope.

-Jay

"Hope"

Laziness

Laziness is an Incurable Disease, the Government needs to start putting Tax-payers money in for research. Why is this contegeous disease effecting us?

i ammm *hic* dwunnnck

oh no.. not a blog. argh

owell might aswell say SOMEthing.
i dont feel so good atm. last night, me and a group of friends drank up at my house.
twas a pretty interesting night. the occasion was a going away party for a friend which was originally located at a hotel but ended up as a bbq at my place.
it started off pretty ordinary with only a few of us drinking and others eating and ummmmmm playing snap. then every1 got started once we took out the tequila and vodka n it was non stop drinking. :S

i barly remember anything :\ towards the end of the night we all passed out 1 by 1. we wer all pretty fcuked! they told me i was dirty dancing with my television set and kept telling ppl i loved em and wanted to have their baby.

im going to get my arse kicked when my dad finds out we drank a whole bottle of his expensive whiskey. it was a good night i enjoyed it. now i haveto get stuyding. i should probably wait till my brain gets working again.

STRESSED!!!

Just realised my marketing exam is on at 9:30am.

I have one more day to study.
I've been trying to drag people to go caufield with me with no success.

Looks like this will be a disasterous semester. *sigh*

I dunno i've been working hard but after looking at exam papers i can't seem to recall it.
If i do pass, it'll be a miracle.

Guess this blode hair is making me dumb!!!
(I hope there aren't any blonde people reading this!)

angela doesnt count because shes going back to normal and well im considering going back to black and cutting off my boofy hair as i'll be looking for a job soon aswell.

Cram study.. here i come.

-Jay

Improvements??

Hey kids!

Thanks for the great feedback guys and gals!
I promise i'll update this regularly.

Anything u wanna contribute, funny pics, friend pics anything! just let me know.

After i get the exams out of the way ill put up a guestbook or something.
Hmm, comics, pics... crap :P

Feel free to leave comments.
Crap, back to work. I hope i don't fail (i probably will if i keep messing around with this...)

-Jay

p.s: SHREK RULES!!!

w00t!!!

Yes!!!

I got a hit counter and a poll running. Hehe.
Ok ok, back to studying.

VOTE PEOPLE! and when i figure a more useful poll i will put one up.

Ciao!

-Jay

Hachi Roku Levin!

My 1985 Toyota Sprinter (AE86)... quite a cute little car. Needs a 20v or a turbo... makes me miss my skyline sometimes. It has a few modifications which i believe still sticks with the whole sprinter theme than a hybrid of other cars.

Current has:
- 4A-GE 16v Blue top 86kw engine
- 2" Exhaust (no cat)
- Polyurathane bushing
- Bilstein Coil over suspension (all 'round)
- KAAZ 1.5 Way LSD
- 2x RECARO LX Recliners
- JDM Dash (revs matches 4A-GE)
- Genuine TRD Front lip and spoiler
- Dual Fuel pumps via Scavage tank
- Rear vented discs (from GT-Apex)
- 16" BBS styled rims
- 12" Cadence Sub, BOSE amp
- Tint, sony cd blah blah

Future Mods:
- Semi-decent Exhaust
- Air filter, extractors.
- TURBO! Hopefully a cute little T28 :)
- Power Steeringm though i'm used to the solid steering now.

That's about it from what i can recall. Drives nice but geez, wouldn't mind it revving a little more. Lacks serious power at times. Great cruise / drift car.
Anyway i gotta do some studying now.

I'm contemplating posting up some characters, plots, scenary of a comic i've been working on for the past couple of months and being great friends you are, might pitch me an idea or two. :)

Though my vision of the comic itself is quite big i think it's a safer idea for me to write an extremly short mock up to get the hang of structures, characters and what i think is extremely important in writing any kind of story is timing.

All good.

-Jay

random guy in a panda suit driving a car... cracks me up everytime... sent by Lauren. 

test 

Something more...

Hmm, didn't even put a foot outside the door today which is something new.

The phone didn't ring, Lam didn't call me for coffee, Tuan didn't call for pool and phil or allan didn't call to go to caufield.

I made a promse to myself the other to stop slacking around, dammit i don't understand why i can't pick up a book and just read and do something.
It's 1:28 am now and i'm just going to go bed after i download the latest naruto manga, how sad of me. I can't wait for the holidays... of course everyone's poor these days but it'll be good to just hang out and not have to worry. Got some people i have to see that i've been meaning to. I know, it feels slack. :
Lately, even feels the same. I can't wait to just go and drive... with not destination and just keep driving. It feels as though it's a point in my life where i'll seriously have to slow things and down catch a glimpse of my life before it's too late. I've been thinking about applying for Japan, to teach english once i graduate; and it's not the time first time i've thought about this. The world is a great place but not when you're stuck in the house in a 8m x 6m room writing to yourself on this bullcrap blog. Haha, it'll be the nicest thing to happen to me if i met someone nice... just anyone! But as much as i try, when you get to know em... people are just selfish.

I'm glad to realise how special my friends are. :)
*sigh*

I'd better make that coffee... it's a long night. Tonight.

-Jay

Still here. (Caufield)

It's gotten to a point where i'm so bored of studying.

I've been coming here for the last couple of weeks and i guess the lack of food and sleep are really taking it's toll.
I hope we get coffee or something later... i really need a jolt or go home and watch the entire love hina series and go bed... probably not the greatest idea right before exams.

Tuan's compeltely given up, he's just looking at cars and allan's just downloading crap from downloads.com so he doesn't have to use his bandwidth when he gets home.

:
This is probably not exactly the greatest highlight of my life at the moment and explains why i'm writing this. I promise when something interesting comes up i'll say it.

Lord have mercy!!!!

-Jay

@ Uni with Allan and Tuan

Yeah, i know i should be studying.

I haven't started studying yet, i guess the stress hasn't caught on.
Tuan's on the phone and torturing himself by looking and succesfully findind his Integra Type-R for a decent price; problem is... he can't afford it yet.

Hehe, i made Allan look at pictures of Miriam... naked.... god that's disgusting and i figured if i had to see em... so did he. Simple as that.

If i get bored later.. i'll probably write again.

HAHAHAHA allan just asked me to forward the Miriam email to him. So people are just sick.

-Jay

The morale of this entry is...

Never write, when you're half delusional and half dimwitted.
I'll find the reason why i'm so anxious to get this working tomorrow... when... thing's will make sense.